I crept through the window
Tip-toed into your room
I whispered to you to keep your voice low
Let’s go on a cruise

You were worried that they would find out
I told you to calm down
We’re going out tonight
Not an officer in sight

We danced under the lights
Checked the time
But you felt like you committed a crime
Better leave before the bed bugs bite

It was one in the morning
Luckily they were snoring
“Let’s do it again sometime
Maybe pull it off for the whole night”