Previously ending with an 0-10 record, the Swish Kebabs have made a miraculous comeback this year, astonishing many people alike with their 3rd seed (6-4) record. “How are they so good now?!?!” – Former HC Yusuf Raza. This was a thought that many people shared, urgently viewing the Swish Kebabs as a true force of nature. As soon as Coach Oddo stepped into the facility, new daylight was brought upon the kebabs.
Recruiting future MVP Colin Mckeown has truly made an ENORMOUS impact to the franchise, averaging an ASTONISHING 30 POINTS PER GAME! AND A TRIPLE DOUBLE!!! He is no joke, he will dominate and flourish in the paint. Known as Colin “The True Kebabian Master Generational Mamba” Mckeown, has ELIMINATED FTC from the playoffs. None of this would be possible without the future HC of the year….. COACH ODDO!
He is known as AJ “Facilitator Kebabian Mastermind” ODDO. With sensational tactics, using amazing brainpower to emphasize the greatest tactics upon mankind. Aliens might have come down on Earth to study AJ’s brain. Muhammad “Hammy” Wasay is known as the Master Enforcer, enforcing his abilities on you. His gracious left hand will finish the job. He will slash you over and over and humiliate you.
Sadly, the Swish Kebabs finished the way they began: Quanny B BLOWOUT, who eventually went on to win the whole thing against GBE! Despite this, the Swish Kebabs are still able to have a positive outlook on the season, gaining the respect of all teams (except FTC). With the cherry on top, Colin wins his first MVP and Coach Oddo obtains his first head coach of the year. Colin and Coach Oddo are planning on continuing the kebabian legacy despite 90% of the team being seniors with some new recruits. Stay tuned for the 26/27 Intramural Basketball season!
